Humpty Drumpfy Tried to Build a Wall…

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Stable genius Drumpf, dreamt of a wall,

A big wall, a tall wall, bigger than all,

To keep those nasty immigrants out once and for all,

He got the idea in a Hannity phone call,

He told the MAGA hatters, Mexico would pay for it all,

He threatened, he bullied, he whined, shut down the government, employees and all,

Republicans scattered like rats in the hall,

He thought Nancy Pelosi was one of his cheap dolls,

But she said no and has him by the balls,

O what gall, this Drumpf (et al), we can’t wait till he finally falls!

(With apologies to my 4th grade poetry teacher)

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